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1.) The vain person - one who loves the smell of his own farts.

2.) The amiable person - one who loves the smell of other people's farts.

3.) The proud person - one who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

4.) The shy person - one releases silent farts, then blushes.

5.) The impudent person - one who boldly farts out loud, then laughs.

6.) The unfortunate person - one who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.

7.) The nervous person - one who stops in the middle of a fart.

8.) The honest person - one who admits he farted, but offers a plausible medical reason.

9.) The dishonest person - one who farts but blames the dog.

10.) The thrifty person - one who always holds several farts in reserve.

11.) The unsociable person - one who excuses himself and farts in private.

12.) The strategic person - one who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

13.) The sadistic person - one who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

14.) The intelligent person - one who can determine, from the smell of his neighbor's fart, exactly what he has eaten recently.
I've been all of them, at some time or another.
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:iconthatguylikesfarts:
Thatguylikesfarts Nov 26, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
hmmm, I would be #1, #2, #3, and #10.
Thank you for helping me classify myself and other people
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2wingo Mar 25, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you.
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:iconrougextails4evr:
ur welcome. it was funny. XD
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:iconaserg45:
10 and 13 FTW!
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2wingo Mar 20, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
And then there's the nuclear farter: The guy who sneaks up behind someone, lights the fart, and watches the the guy jumping around trying to put out the flame.
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:iconmyrialejean:
Thanks) I laughed a lot)
But I don't know if number 7 is possible)
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2wingo Jun 19, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Probably not.
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keelerleah Jun 18, 2008  Professional
:rofl: OMG I was laughing so hard reading this I think I let one go. :giggle:
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