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Signs that he loves to inflict pain:

1.) He says afterwards, "We usually sedate people for that."

2.) His drill is by Black & Decker.

3.) The dentist's chair is located in a soundproof room.

4.) The hygienist wears skintight leather and carries a whip.

5.) Rather than take X-rays, he takes core samples.

6.) While you scream, he giggles.

7.) Just before you go under, you see him bring out a stun gun.

8.) The windows are blacked out.

9.) He advises you to gargle with Coke.

10.) The dentist's chair has restraining straps.

11.) There are blood spots on the ceiling.

12.) You have to sign a form in advance promising not to press charges.
Everyone's nightmare.

I probably won't be able to do any more for a while, because I have some other things pending.
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wrong-move Jun 21, 2008
:lmao: It's funny, because my dentisit IS evil... the Dentist Clinic sent me a postcard reminding me to go back for a check up, and the picture on the front of the postcard was a cat grinning in an evil manner, and there was a caption that said "You can run, but you can't hide!!!" :fear:
Plus, the last time I went to see him, the assistant really was wearing tight black leather pants under her coat... :omg: ... and he gave me SIX injections - I couldn't talk for almost 12 hours!!! :faint:
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2wingo Jun 21, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Wow, the most I've ever had was 3 injections.
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wrong-move Jun 22, 2008
I think he only gave me so many because I'm a total wimp and kept screaming everytime he touched my tooth... and because what he was doing was pretty nasty, so I probably would have needed them anyway!
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2wingo Jun 22, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Ah.
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wrong-move Jun 22, 2008
Indeed.
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fluffy-the-wolf Jun 20, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Orin Scrivello, DDS, strikes again.
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2wingo Jun 20, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Who?
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fluffy-the-wolf Jun 21, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He's a character from "Liuttle Shop of Horrors". He was a dentist that enjoyed causing his patients (and everyone else) pain. He was basically a sadistic creep, who abused his girlfriend, Audrey. =) Luckily, he was technically killed (long story) by the hero, Seymour, and fed to the man-eating plant, Audrey II.
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2wingo Jun 21, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Oh. Got it.
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keelerleah Jun 20, 2008  Professional
:rofl: Oh gosh, that gave me a laugh. I have a huge hatred towards dentists (I won't go into details to why that is), but this really made my day. :clap:
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